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The Talking Dog for Sale
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” Curious, he knocks on the door.
The owner points to the backyard. The man walks out, sees a golden retriever, and asks, “Can you really talk?”
Stunned, the man asks, “So, what’s your story?”
The dog says, “Well, I discovered my ability to talk as a puppy. I told the CIA, and they had me traveling the world, listening in on foreign leaders. Later I retired and settled down.”
The man is amazed and asks the owner how much he wants.
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
“Ten dollars? Why so cheap?”
The owner shrugs, “Because that dog is a liar. He didn’t do any of that.”
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